Tiff,
I wanted to tell you some shit real quick cause it's like time to say
emotional stuff. I really liked that purple top you wore at the party
on Thanksgiving eve cause when it was cold out your nipples were like
super fucking hard. I also liked when I did those body shots off your
ass. I'll post the pictures on facebook tonight.
I know that you're not American so you might not understand why
Thanksgiving is important but you'll learn that just like you kind of
learned English.
P.S. I found your panties, why were you wearing them anyway?
-Merch
I never got to post the pictures because that fucking turkey that I thought was dead woke up and ate my camera. Then, Birdzilla escaped out the dog door but I whipped a flaming bottle of liquor at it and look what happened!
...it was the craziest thing I've ever seen that day! Also, Tiff's response "Merch, I've been able to spoke english my whole life." was amazingly coherent (understandable) with only one mistake. That's like 1 million percent less than usual.
Christmas post coming soon!
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