Autumn. That's fucking funny cause it's the same season as her name. I'm thankful for Autumn in Autumn. HAHA. HAHAHA. Ok seriously. I have a list of things I'm thankful for and then some plans for the week. Here goes. 5 things...
1. I'm thankful for Autumn cause she's hot and has nice tits and keeps coming back even though we break up every week.
2. I'm thankful for high school because if we were anywhere else I wouldn't get away with kicking dudes asses for looking at Autumn.
3. I'm thankful for Autumn's tits because they're attached to Autumn and I can play with them and Autumn is still a virgin like she likes.
4. I'm thankful for divorce cause I get more presents than normal kids.
5. Muscles are awesome. Without muscles I wouldn't have saved the school from that Hurricane. I wouldn't have been able to bury Autumn alive by accident so quickly. I wouldn't have been able to break the wall between the boys and girls locker rooms. I am so fucking thankful for muscles.
Ok, since Thanksgiving is this week, I need to do something to show Autumn how thankful I am. I will be visiting my sister starting tomorrow and I'm going to go up to fucking Inwood at the top of Manhattan where people don't go. There's like animals there and shit so I'm gonna kill a fucking turkey and stuff it with leaves like an accountant. Isn't it wierd that people that do taxes stuff animals too?
Autumn doesn't eat meat so I'm gonna use the dead bird as a model to make a turkey shaped vegetable thing with squash and shit. She's gonna fucking love it. The best way to catch a turkey is with a bunch of bear traps probably so I'm gonna lay them out all over the trails and see what happens. It's gonna be sick and way cheaper than buying a turkey at the store. My sister says NY prices are fucked.
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