School!!!

Holy shit school is awesome. You know like in the beginning of the year it's still fucking hot but you have to be inside and all the girls are wearing short skirts. Fuck yeah! Autumn doesn't wear skirts because she thinks having open clothing is a gateway to temptation. Tiffany doesn't wear underwear because she says it gets in the way...except she says she has enough underwear for one week a month...I don't get it.

So now I'm a fucking senior. Everybody knows I own the school. I stole the deed from the the township office building...

NOVEMBER 21st 2008.

I wrote this shit like two months ago and then my computer broke when I threw it out a fucking window for having too many popups. I never posted it. So here is a half completed Merch post and I have a Thanksgiving post on the way.