Similar interests!

This fucking blog is opening me up to a whole new world of people. I have all this shit about my interests on my profile and the letters turned blue and have underlines. If you click on them it shows you everyone else who likes the same things I do! I'm gonna tell you about people I found that are just like me, 'cept not as strong. There's a whole fucklot of other blogs to explore.

Interest: Breaking shit
J.Scott?! likes breaking shit.
http://www.blogger.com/profile/08068512876212365621
I especially liked J.Scott?! because he has a job as a Transformer. That's fucking awesome, I can't believe that shit. I wonder if he's the kind that turns into a fucking truck or if he's just a piece of electronic equipment. Either way I bet he gets some sick healthcare cause electrical engineers probably don't charge as much as doctors. Also, his favorite book is "Lots of pages." I bet there were a lot of words in that one. Sick.

Interest: Knocking stuff down
Bammer likes knocking stuff down, just like me!
http://www.blogger.com/profile/01395342842836587756
Bammer says he's cute and sweet and smart because his mommy told him that. My mom only tells me to lay off the protein shakes and control my rage. Autumn says I'm sweet a lot but she always hesitates first like she was gonna say some other shit. I looked at Bammer's blog and he's like 6 years old and not jacked at all. You can like knocking stuff down but you'll never be as good at it as me, MERCH! Congratulations on the big boy bed.

Interest: Banging chicks
Eric likes banging chicks...who doesn't.
http://www.blogger.com/profile/01875355666164561040
His occupation is asshole, I don't know what kind of money he makes but he sure is good at his job! He even starts his entries by insulting the people reading. Everyone is a dumb shit! Fuck dude, you got some balls insulting everybody behind a veil of anonymity. That means people don't know you. That was sarcasm. He also likes fucktardism, and he's the only one!

Interest: My girlfriend Autumn
Chris Hodgson from Saskatchewan, Canada is gonna get my fist in his fucking face.
http://www.blogger.com/profile/01616136079617273292
This is an interest that's not for sharing Chris. I don't care if you are into wrestling and judo. I'm into breaking shit and I'm fucking good. I will swim across the ocean and pound you and then make you buy me a plane ticket back because I'll be fucking tired. JERK! Leave my girlfriend alone!

I need to go break some shit, MERCH ANGRY!