You know what? I read a fucking book. Other than my favorite book, the dictionary. WEBSTERS BITCH! You know how there's no school in the summer? Well they make us fucking read anyway. Principal Teechar said if you don't read for three months, you forget how. I thought he was lying because I usually make Elijah do my reading for me, but Elijah pointed out that I read Hustler and stop signs.

Elijah Wolfowitz is this kid I grew up with. 'Cept he stopped growing at like 15 cause he's awkward. Not awkward like Autumn falling down all the time. Awkward like he speaks nonsense when he tries to talk to Tiff cause he wants to bang her. He's does shit like my homework and bringing me lunch money. I have to beat him up at school because he's a fucking nerd. BUT because I'm a good guy, he knows what's coming.

Monday: SWIRLY!!!

Tuesday: I stuff him into a locker. I stole a little reading lamp for him so he can study while he's stuck there.

Wednesday: I stab him in the arm with a fucking pencil. But no lead.

Thursday: I like to give him a break from violence so I go into the principal's office and read his journal over the PA

Friday: It's the end of the week so I actually beat him pretty good, he has the whole weekend to recover. I don't hit him in the face though. I read that ugly duckling shit and I don't wanna ruin his chances of looking like an ok dude in the future. SEE AUTUMN, I got sensitive coming out of my ass. MERCH!

Oh, the book...I didn't make Elijah read it for me cause of my sunburn. FUCK! This entry is long like that shit I took after I ate a whole pizza on thursday. I fucking love pizza. I'm hungry...

Ok, I'll post my book report later...